Lawn Guard

PVC Skeleton

Nothing is scarier than using PVC for lawn art.

Bedlam: Bedknobs. No Broomsticks.

Thanks to PP for photo and caption!

"I'll tumble for ya!"

Thanks to PP for the photo and caption!

Tacky Beacon

It matches the house. It's prominently displayed.  This is an important lawn totem indeed -- a beacon of tackiness.

Who Needs a Clothesline...

...when you can have this portable dryer -- eliminating the need for a clothesline while maintaining the same carbon footprint. 

Sprouting Light

Research shows that growing a hedge in a circular pattern may yield a lamp post and light.  However, the red flowers at the hedge-base may distract you from the central point of beauty.

More Public Access Television

Another tube T.V. hits the lawn of an unsuspecting neighborhood.

Paint the Town

Face Plant

Ouch.

Handstand

Lost

 

Growing grass to hide the lawn decorations.