PVC Skeleton

Nothing is scarier than using PVC for lawn art.

Home of Your Friendly Neighborhood Militia

Thanks to Carolyn Reisberg for the photo.

"I'll tumble for ya!"

Thanks to PP for the photo and caption!

Ow

Amazingly it missed the house.

When the Wishing Well Isn't Enough

...Just add cut-outs of a girl and a dog at the well.  And, heck, why not fill the well with flowers.

Tacky Beacon

It matches the house. It's prominently displayed.  This is an important lawn totem indeed -- a beacon of tackiness.

Who Needs a Clothesline...

...when you can have this portable dryer -- eliminating the need for a clothesline while maintaining the same carbon footprint. 

Paint the Town

Face Plant

Ouch.

Handstand

Lost

 

Growing grass to hide the lawn decorations.

Yard Steroids

 

"Don't dope," -- Your Homeowners Association

Rugged Terrain

Neighborhood Outhouse